Friday, 25 November 2011

gangsta child: 10 ways a toddler's like a mobster

She has a predilection for weapons.



She'll steal your ride when you ain't looking.


She looks at you funny and you feel afraid, very afraid.


She likes pasta.


She has a tag.


She likes to party.


She has anger-management issues.


She's always plotting her next move.


She sleeps with naked chicks.


Capisce?


Posted by c is for cape town
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5 comments:

  1. Unknown25 November 2011 at 15:47

    Oh yes and they regularly hold us to randsom and their reign of terror seems never ending ;-)

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  2. julochka25 November 2011 at 18:14

    what an adorable gangster you have...

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  3. McGillicutty27 November 2011 at 16:41

    sleep with one eye open.... at all times! ;)

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  4. Loredana29 November 2011 at 20:40

    That was GREATTTTTT!!!

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  5. migratingmuse13 November 2014 at 16:12

    yes but gangstas def aren't that cute. i want to sign up to your gang. they hang tuffy bag tuf.

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